The Immune Sentinel Syrup Kit

A Potent, Limited-Edition Elixir of BC's Wildest Berries (That We'll Describe Very Carefully)

So, you're looking for a powerful, immune-supporting syrup, eh? Well, you've come to the right place. We've crafted our most ambitious berry blend yet, packed with the kind of ingredients that make you feel so robust you might want to write a strongly worded letter to a germ. Ahem. In accordance with regulations, we are legally required to tell you that this kit is simply a delightful collection of dried plants that people have historically enjoyed in hot water. Any resemblance to potent, traditional wellness practices is purely coincidental. (We suggest you read between the lines with a knowing smile.)

The "Wink & Nod" Features List:

· For When Life Gives You Lemsips: This isn't your average berry blend. We’ve gathered a formidable posse of tart, deep-hued BC wildlings—Elderberry, Chokecherry, Oregon Grape, and Rosehip—and then, for good measure, we invited the notoriously tough Aronia Berry to the party. Let's just say this crew is known for not taking any nonsense.

· A Veritable "Who's Who" of the Antioxidant World: If this blend were a dinner party, the guest list would be… impressive. We can't tell you what these celebrated berries do, but we can tell you that their vibrant colours are linked to compounds called anthocyanins, and we are very impressed by them. Aesthetically speaking, of course.

· The "I'm an Adult and I Can Make My Own Medicine" Kit: Feel like a benevolent kitchen witch or a mad herbal scientist! This 90g kit yields a whopping 12 cups of a dark, delicious liquid that you get to call your own. It’s the perfect ritual for when you want to feel self-sufficient and deeply connected to the forest, without having to forage in the rain.

· Tastes Like the Forest Flexed on a Cold: With deep berry notes, a warming hint of spice, and a tart finish, the flavour profile is... fortifying. It’s the kind of taste that makes you sit up straight and feel generally more capable of, well, everything.

Ingredients:
Wild Elderberries✧, Wild Chokecherries✧, Wild Oregon Grape Berries✧, Aronia Berries✧, Wild Rosehips✧, Organic Cinnamon Chips, Organic Lemon Peel, Organic Orange Peel, Organic Whole Cloves.
✧wild-harvested in British Columbia.

You Will Need: 4 cups of water, 1 cup of honey or sweetener of choice, a strainer, and a glass bottle for storage. (A cauldron is optional, but highly recommended for aesthetic purposes.)

How to Use (The Official, No-Fun-Allowed Version):

1. Simmer the botanical blend in water for 30-45 minutes to create a flavourful infusion.
2. Strain the plant material and mix the liquid with honey to create a sweetened herbal beverage.
3. Enjoy this tasty tisane by the spoonful whenever you feel like treating yourself to a uniquely complex flavour experience.

The Immune Sentinel Fortress: For Those Who Know What's Good For Them.